October 18, 2010
I was looking for Willow Smith’s new video for her song on Youtube and this was the first thing that popped up and THANK GOD FOR IT! I was shocked, smiling and wanted to die laughing when everything Bruce (DCfan4life) said in the first verse. I can related to all of that! The hair being flat when I lay down, to loose hairs on my shoulders and especially to people telling me what to do with my hair. “You should have it braided” Done that. Twice. “When are you going to cut your hair?” Not anytime soon.
I Liked, Favorite and Subscribe before the video was done. The song is really catchy, a funny spoof of Willow’s song and the beat is by Mike “Klassicmaster” Kalombo. It’s Frotastic.
“I’m fly, I know, I love my afro”
July 26, 2010
1:16. Thank you Barely Political!
July 25, 2010
So on Saturday I went to City Walk in Orlando to meet Youtube’s CTFxCs Charles and Alli(Charles touched my fro and Alli gave me props, it was magical!). The only thing I dreaded about going was having to park in the parking garage and pay $14. $14! I was only going to be there for a couple of hours! I knew how expensive it was before hand but it got me thinking. Who ever owns that garage(Universal Studios/City Walk), must make a looooot of money everyday, just from those two garages.
Think about it, throughout the day it cost $14 for cars to park there, until after 6pm-10pm its $3. And they have two parking garages and on a busy day it can probably fill up during the middle of the day. With all those parking spots, it all adds up. How much? How the heck should I know, I’m just a blogger here.
Anyways this reminds of when Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle, said years ago he was investing in parking lots. He talked about how they are just open spaces and you charge people to leave their cars there. Man I’ll tell you, this guy is a G!
So if you or someone has some empty/wasted space just laying around, bulldoze those trees, clear those bushes and throw some cement/pavement/or rocks if you got em on the ground and invest in parking lots! How else do you think I’m going to pay off these student loans lololololol.
Other random notes and facts about parking spots/garages.
- Empty parking lots are great places to teach someone how to drive or how to drive your stick shift(see #3).
- Full Sail definitely needs a parking garage or just pave the dirt lot they have back there.
- Also be careful when going back to your car at night, you might get sexed up(see #1).
- People who take up two spots are jerks.
So there you have it folks, I’ve typed over 340 words about parking lots/garage. Who does that? Yo Jmo does, “The Greatest Blogger With an Afro Alive, Ever”
Photo via Ludimaginary
July 25, 2010
There guys were like, wanna make a video? I said sure, I like making a video. Then we made the video. Here’s the video.
October 28, 2009
Ha found something to write about!
Ok vlogging. That’s video + blogging. You can catch the most of these guys and girls on Youtube and most are quite entertaining. In the beginning of summer this year, I started watching the “SHAYTARDS“. A family who moved from the mid-west (I think) to LA, featuring Shaycarl as Daddytard and Mommytard, Sontard, Princesstard, Babytard and their dog Maliki(?). Shay brings the laughs to family, he reminds me of my friend Wes. He’s got a beard and everything! Mommytard is very pretty, sweet and such a loving mother. Oh who am I kidding, she’s hot son! The kids bring the cuteness to the max. Having Babytard in the thumbnail, is like a guaranteed million views.
They’ve been going for awhile now, planning to do a vlog everyday for a year. Some vloggers are doing the same thing and seems pretty common. The views these videos get are crazy! The popular one’s have such a huge following that, some are so attached to them, like their friends with them or something. People have been following them for months and comment and rate 5 stars for every video.
So once I was following the SHAYTARDS, I got used to seeing their friends and co-workers, then I started watching their videos and subscribing to their channels. Watching AlphaLavie is great because they’re both talented in what they do and you get to see behind the scenes of Alphacat’s videos or Lisa Lavie practicing for her performance. But that’s when they get their videos up…They’ve been a little behind but I’m sure they been very busy and continuing to record every day. They have a loyal but small following but imagined if SHAYTARDS or CTFxC missed several days. There might be riots! LoL. I’ve been following CTFxC vlogs for a few weeks right when Charles proposed to Alli and got sooooo used to them being in Spain, that when they got back to Tampa, FL early this week, I was like, what’s going on here?! Where did these dogs come from? Is Charles spanish going to get any better? Are we going to see Ben the Irish bartender ever again? OMG I can’t take this change! LoL jk. So yeah, you can see how attached some people get, waiting for the video to uploaded and stuff. Also I’ve been watching “theTimothyDeLaGhetto” since he started and his is really funny. I expect to see him doing big things in the future. Or at least continue to be doing poop and masturbation jokes…
So yeah, my time on the internets is now mostly spent on Youtube, watching people talk into a camera, about their day and random and funny shit they see. Imagined if Yo! Jmo did a vlog every single day for a year! I would be the most popular person on Youtube that has an afro, ever! Oh and Mark would be my Babytard.