Vlogging. Sharing Your Home Movies to Millions of People.

Ha found something to write about!

Ok vlogging. That’s video + blogging. You can catch the most of these guys and girls on Youtube and most are quite entertaining. In the beginning of summer this year, I started watching the “SHAYTARDS“. A family who moved from the mid-west (I think) to LA, featuring Shaycarl as Daddytard and Mommytard, Sontard, Princesstard, Babytard and their dog Maliki(?). Shay brings the laughs to family, he reminds me of my friend Wes. He’s got a beard and everything! Mommytard is very pretty, sweet and such a loving mother. Oh who am I kidding, she’s hot son! The kids bring the cuteness to the max. Having Babytard in the thumbnail, is like a guaranteed million views.

They’ve been going for awhile now, planning to do a vlog everyday for a year. Some vloggers are doing the same thing and seems pretty common. The views these videos get are crazy! The popular one’s have such a huge following that, some are so attached to them, like their friends with them or something. People have been following them for months and comment and rate 5 stars for every video.

So once I was following the SHAYTARDS, I got used to seeing their friends and co-workers, then I started watching their videos and subscribing to their channels. Watching AlphaLavie is great because they’re both talented in what they do and you get to see behind the scenes of Alphacat’s videos or Lisa Lavie practicing for her performance. But that’s when they get their videos up…They’ve been a little behind but I’m sure they been very busy and continuing to record every day. They have a loyal but small following but imagined if SHAYTARDS or CTFxC missed several days. There might be riots! LoL. I’ve been following CTFxC vlogs for a few weeks right when Charles proposed to Alli and got sooooo used to them being in Spain, that when they got back to Tampa, FL early this week, I was like, what’s going on here?! Where did these dogs come from? Is Charles spanish going to get any better? Are we going to see Ben the Irish bartender ever again? OMG I can’t take this change! LoL jk. So yeah, you can see how attached some people get, waiting for the video to uploaded and stuff. Also I’ve been watching “theTimothyDeLaGhetto” since he started and his is really funny. I expect to see him doing big things in the future. Or at least continue to be doing poop and masturbation jokes…

So yeah, my time on the internets is now mostly spent on Youtube, watching people talk into a camera, about their day and random and funny shit they see. Imagined if Yo! Jmo did a vlog every single day for a year! I would be the most popular person on Youtube that has an afro, ever! Oh and Mark would be my Babytard.

Hello? Is anybody home?

Oh hello, been awhile huh? Damn. Ok lets see…Uncharted 2 came out a couple of weeks ago. One of the best games this year deffinitly worth $60. I’m hooked to the multi player like crazy. School…lets not talk about that shit. Ummm don’t know what to add here…well this blog went to shit. Fuck man.

I love Me Some Drake.

So while I should have been learning something in class, I created this for my desktop. Just wanted a new desktop image and I loved this part from the latest trailer. I’m sharing it with ya’ll, so enjoy.

Marvel Comics & Disney: Photoshop and Artists Unite!

So I woke up today, did my usual routine, used the bathroom, brushed my teeth, checked Myspace views to see if I finally hit 3000(Not yet!), and come to find out Marvel Comics get in bed with Disney.  With news of this, fans quickly double click Photoshop and busted out their colored pencils to represent how they felt about today’s news.  Looking through comments and fan pages from Kotaku and Facebook, I found these.  Lets take a look shall we?

User Psudonym for Kotaku.com

User Orionsaint from Kotaku.com

User KaneRobot from Kotaku.com

Hugo Giraud Jr. from Facebook

Lee Brown from Facebook

Dustin Gingrow from Facebook

Brett Owen from Facebook (WTF!)

Yay for expressing our feelings with our skills in Photoshop and drawing!(Of course Hugo’s is da best!) I’ll update if I find anymore or if you have did or find any art of today’s news send it to me!

Just a Sunday Trip to Miami.

Oh hello! When your friend offers to take you down to Miami for the time, you better believe I would take some pictures and make mental notes for a blog post later!

So around 5am me and Mark headed down to Iggy’s place in Melbourne. Of course I would get lost and take the toll and waste like $5 in coins and cash, when there was a simple free way to go. Anyhoot, we arrived at Iggy’s pad and chatted a bit drank some coffee and we hopped in his car and we were off. Usually it takes at least three hours for Melbourne to Miami. But no folks! With Iggy driving we made it down in two hours man! Cerealusly, we were averaging like 80mph, at one point hitting 130. Stick around to the end to hear a crazy cop on the highway story later.

Once there, Iggy was showing us around and we ate at this restaurant with a $4 breakfast, which was fantastical! Then Bertha, Iggy’s good friend, joined us to eat and hang out for the day. After that we checked out some more of the neighborhood and then the pizza party began! And by pizza party, I mean we headed to the beach. Yup random pandom. Not getting or something? Just keep reading because you know you love me so much and wish you had a random ass blog for pandas to read.

We went to this part of Miami, where the locals went beachin’ and boy was there some crazy shit there. After driving for a few minutes, we parked, got out of the car and saw this:

WTFISTHATKRAZYSHIT!!!

Oh wow thats, hoves? Thats…

The head is missing! What is the explanation here! IDK. Krazy shit. We quickly got in the car and headed to south beach.
Oh yeah! South Beach bitches! Listen peeps, there’s is a lot of beautiful people in Miami. And they like to flaunt there stuff on the beach. Yes kids, women are topless there. Act like you’ve seen boobies kid’os. The beach and water was amazing, as Mark and I yap in the water, under the FL sun.

Oh and you wouldn’t belive the advertisement there of Geico. Cerealusly, the ads of the money with eyes balls were everywhere! From the tolls, to billboards to even those planes dragging the advertisement in the air. Don’t belive Jmo? Check it yo:

Actual size banner.

Also south beach is expensive! Like five bottled waters for $30. Once we had enough fun in da sun, we headed back towards downtown. Then Iggy freaked out and was all like, “the cruise is moving you guys!” “It’s going to turn around in the bay, we have to pull over now and see it!” LoL. So we exited and parked near the shore. Quickly I had an opportunity to capture this, so I busted out my Full Sail rented camera and snap photos every three to five seconds of the ship turning in the bay. Please check out the video, that I spent so muuuuch time on and effort into it. Ah who am I kidding, shit took a couple of hours and added a hip track to it.

Alright this is getting long and my fro is tried, so I’ll wrap it up.

Ok we went to Bertha’s house, met her sister, napped, met her cute as a button doggie:

Ate dinner at “The Knife”, said our goodbyes and headed back home. For one day, in Miami on a Sunday, we had a pretty good time I’d say.

Ok on to the cop story!1! With Igg’y driving back, he took his time averaging under 80mph, about an hour in or so Iggy slowed down with a cop in front. The cop was going at least 70 or about 80 and with the speed limit 65. Iggy was like “should I pass him?”. “If I pass him at this speed, he’s turning on his lights.” Then this white pick up truck came flying past us switch lanes and slow down right as he got to the cop. So with the cop driving on the fast lane, a black car behind him, us in the center lane and the truck switching lanes, just making it to the cop and pulling back.

Alright with me? Cause the dick move from the cop is near. With that same formation for about 15 miles or so, other cars were getting a head of us. The black car stayed in the left lane and us in the center and the truck behind us. The cop switch lanes to the right and weaved around a car in the center. The black car sped up and the cop car quickly dashed to the center lane and the car were parell and the cop breaked, the black car braked seconds after that but the cop put his lights on, got behind the black car and pulled his ass over! OMG! Iggy was freaking out! That could’ve been him. Krazy shit. Cop was waiting for anyone to try and past him way over the speed limit. Dick wipe.

And after that, it rained really hard. I got lost on the way home. And this post is over.

King Size Bed in my Living Room

Oh hello! Been hectic as usual, with school and all. I was up in CT for a week for my summer vacation. It was nice to spend some quality time with my friends and family. But once I got back to Winter Park, it was time to move from my two bedroom apartment to a one bedroom, in the same complex. So with the help of Kamil, we moved all my stuff and roommates stuff into the apt. Yeah my roommate left some things here, that I just couldn’t throw away. Including a king size bed set, that I thought it would be funny to leave in the middle of my living room. Of course I asked if anybody needed or knew anyone that wanted a bed, but no offers basically.

So none of my friends have been to the new place, I’ve haven’t invited them yet:) And I still have to get internet and cable. Bumming off a open, weak signal sucks balls. I sent like a hour yesterday trying to get internet through Comcast and that was full of major fail. Also was thinking about getting a little get together will my friends and have “Bed in the Living Room Party”. How sweet would that be.

Also one quick random thing I’ve noticed. There’s been an increase of girls here at Full Sail like krazy! When I started DAD, there certainly wasn’t a lot of them around. Am I going to take advantage of it? Of course not. Womp Womp.

Spam is a Nuisance, Yet Clever.

Why yes Perkins Hasting, it does sound like that. Thanks spam!

Side project featuring models.

So me and my partner in crime Kamil, are setting up this site thing, where we get models for photo shoots, get a site up for them and basically the plan is to start owning this modeling scene here in Orlando.

LoL. We’re just starting this shit and going through the process, taking our time. We have over two dozen potential models, most are hot of course! I’ve been thinking about names for the site and been going around different modeling site, scoping it all out.

I’m very excited about this, even though it’s just a small side project of ours, it can be real big in the future.

Quickie about school work and living alone.

So for this month’s classes, we’re learning about websites and fixing our older projects to make them even more portfolio worthy. Fun stuff. Also I loved Photography class so much, that I’m taking it again next month. Thats if I can get out of my financial funkiness.

So my roommate graduated from Film on friday, congrats Dan! Also he’s a pretty good rapper, his shit is pretty funny. So instead of finding another roommate and going through all that shit again, I decided to get a single bedroom apartment in the same complex. I been thinking how great it’s going to be, but now I have a feeling it’s going to be weird for a while. With living with Danny, I knew someone was there in the house with me and now I going to be just me! I know, its really stupid, but after living with someone for over a year and a half, I guess I’m going to miss it. I love living down here and living alone, can’t be that bad, right? Yeah I’m over thinking this shit, it’s going to be fine.

Quickie about PSP Go! and Yahoo! app is gay.

So first I was about to post a blog about this earlier from My Yahoo, and that shit failed hard. Wasted 15 minutes of my of already wasting life. Anyfuckingways here’s a even quicker update about my two cents for the PSP Go!

• F0r price wise, don’t be surprised when it gets bundled with the new Gran Turismo for PSP or Assassin’s Creed.
• The PSP hasn’t had a second analog nub for years and done well, so no need to complain about that shit.
• PSP 2 will have the second nub and touch screen and all that jazz in the future.

So yeah, the current PSP 3000 will get phased out and the Go! will replace it and PSP 2 will be out later. Also on the recent bonus round for Sony’s conference, Michael Patcher went off on Sony about the $250 price point. That was pretty funny.